A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away (AKA the 90s)… It was a period of civil war. Galactic Emperor George Lucas had restored his iconic STAR WARS films, re-releasing the the trilogy to theatres to be discovered by a new generation. But the rebel fanboys would rather see the franchise go down in defeat than live in a universe where Greedo shoots first. Now, as we eagerly anticipate STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS (some of us VERY eagerly) we discuss Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi the way many of us first saw them– with Han Solo digitally manipulated so he could step on Jabba the Hutt’s tail and the soundtrack to a massage parlour played over the ending of the one of the most influential and beloved trilogies in cinema history!

Regardless, we loved the Special Editions when we were kids, but how do they hold up now? Find out by listening below. Also you can use The Force to subscribe on iTunes. Follow us on Twitter and you can support us through our Patreon campaign.

WARNING: this podcast contains strong language and immature subject matter, please be advised.